I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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