It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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