There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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