ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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