I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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