Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
