your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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