someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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