i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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