Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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