My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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