Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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