I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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