i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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