That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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