So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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