please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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