Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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