How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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