gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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