She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Less talking, more tequila
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I touched a dick in church today
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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