Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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