did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I want her autograph on my taint
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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