he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
There's even glitter on my cock...
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