I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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