I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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