also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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