Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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