Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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