it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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