I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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