come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
