I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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