All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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