thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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