I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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