One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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