Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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