She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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