she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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