Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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