Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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