he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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