...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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