I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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