operation harelip BJ is a go
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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