How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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