is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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