I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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