After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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