he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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