Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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